Dark Side of the Joon
montypla:

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

Actually what happened was Revere was basically just an annoying GPS system for Connor Kenway

montypla:

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

Actually what happened was Revere was basically just an annoying GPS system for Connor Kenway

georgetakei:

Simply Beautiful. Have you seen this yet?
iammyfather:

questionall:

A republican with a heart - I didn’t think they existed anymore.

The exception to prove the rule?

iammyfather:

questionall:

A republican with a heart - I didn’t think they existed anymore.

The exception to prove the rule?

The Obama administration is allowing millions of people to come in without the skills to compete in the marketplace.

Bill O’Reilly’s criticism of migrant children escaping the drug war by coming to the United States: No real-life job skills.

Unlike American children, of course. Our world-class educational system is renowned for endowing us with real-life job skills. By the time we’re 4 years old we’ve already mastered Excel and the Adobe suite, and by 7 or 8 we’re creating workflow processes within native content management systems. At 10, you’re developing cloud-based mobile software solutions. When I was 12 years old I spoke ten programming languages and was managing a team of more than 300 toddlers across our marketing, R&D, IT, and accounting departments. By 13, each and every American child has the skills to compete in the global job market.

Unlike those lazy migrant children, who only know how to take care of themselves on their own and seek better opportunities in another country.

(via thebicker)

Hi, yah, my little white citizen kids can’t take the community transit across the city and these kids fled violence on another continent. They’re going to do just fucking fine, you xenophobic twat.

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

rebekahlynnlove:

paulinha1406:

Some Americans really piss me off.

literally the last gif yas

terrasigillata:

idoitbrilliantly:

alpha-strider:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

I even found an explanation why it works.

Holy shit this is handy for people travelling through Europe

Found this on FB. Irrefutable proof that Jebus is a vampire.

Found this on FB. Irrefutable proof that Jebus is a vampire.

drain-seeker:

Fake Geek Girls (x)

Fake geek girls.
Fake suicidal girls.
Fake raped girls.

You name it, we’re lying about it for attention.

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague