Blood from a Rock
All I wanted was to raise children with a decent person. A person that, even if I couldn’t stay in love with him, or him in love with me, that I would still be able to say I respected as a father. I’d still be able to send my kids to stay with him and know they were safe, and being fulfilled and adored. I didn’t have children with him because I thought he was my soulmate and I...
I generally dislike cheerleaders as a rule, but...
For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...– —President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama) I know I say this a lot - like “ASSKISS” a lot - but I really love this president. Can’t wait to re-elect him.
In Which I Write As If I'm A Writer
My new assistant at work is a singer. And not like, “I sang at my aunt’s wedding when I was 14”. Like classically trained opera singer. She’s good. She’s could probably go on American Idol and destroy everyone if she had any ambitions for being a soulless pop princess. She has this whole weird dignity thing, I don’t know. Anyway, she’s pushing paper for me now. She’s only 23 and tinkering with the...
My (own) favorite Easter posts...again
nickholmes: May your path to righteousness run red with the blood of your enemies. Love, The Easter Bunny “I surrender to my destiny that I might lay my soul unafraid upon the doorstep of hell. But working the malls is the hardest part.” -Easter Bunny “I would never hit a woman - I’m a romantic.” -Easter Bunny “Your fear is what makes you weak.” -Easter Bunny In Germany, the...