I’ll always love you. Even if you’re enormous. Even if you gain so much weight...– Away We Go (2009) - Burt Farlander (via film-quotes)
I absolutely expect this from FUCKING COMCAST....
bitshare: The entertainment industry are some sneaky bastards - yeah, I am looking at you RIAA. So, remember the whole SOPA thing where we came together as one Internet to stop the evils of Hollywood bribing lawmakers to track our online activities and shut down sites like Tumblr, Reddit and YouTube? Read More
I just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary...– KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
In which a Goldman Sachs executive director... →
section9: inothernews: This is incredible. Please go read it. Wow. I was not expecting that.
I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...– KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)
i may very well be the first person on earth to have ever said “I’m not going to argue about it, because i don’t know enough about the topic to have an educated debate, and most definitely neither do you.” you see, lately i’ve been reading statistics about things so i can know more about them. until someone that disagrees with my point of view told me that my...
Both of These Women Look Like Bitches.
kellyoxford: After Drake sang ‘Fancy’, Rihanna asks Katy “You fancy?”
dallasclayton: TWO CHILDREN PLAYING A GAME WITH NO DIRECTIONS: Child 1: Wait, this game doesn’t have directions. Child 2: So? Child 1: So how do you know if you are playing it right? Child 2: It’s fun. When a game is fun you’re playing it right.