Dear hippie/granola bat-shit crazy old lady that works next door,
I don’t know what kind of vegan food you’re bringing home in that Prius of yours, but anything that causes your colon to behave in a manner that leaves the ladies room in such a consistently unladylike state cannot possibly be good for you. You should see someone about that. And not anyone that tries to fix it with crystals and hemp.
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.”—Lawrence Krauss (via ruineshumaines)
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly.